Brace yourselves for the new Ugly Benz

"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib) 03/20/2019 at 09:21 • Filed to: None

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Christ on a pogo stick... Where does MB get these designers from?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 09:25

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Where does MB get these designers from?

BMW

ttyymmnn > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 09:28

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Will compete with the Bentley Bentayga, Rolls-Royce Culling

I think that’s all you need to know.

God, that thing is ugly.

E90M3 > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 09:31

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Who knew garish was a synonym for rich.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > ttyymmnn 03/20/2019 at 09:32

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Yep. I expected it to have a similar profile as the Cullinan/Bentayga but jeez did they make a left turn...

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/20/2019 at 09:33

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They’re BMW moles.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 09:34

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Looks like a Chinese Tesla...

Not a Sunburst Miata > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 09:37

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built in Alabama

Generations of inbreeding will make it look like that

ttyymmnn > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 09:39

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The pillars look like they came from The Beast.

Ash78, voting early and often > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 09:41

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On behalf of my home state, I sincerely apologize for these crimes against humanity.

BRING BACK THE R CLASS AND RETURN US TO SANITY!

WilliamsSW > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 09:48

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Well, it’s competing in a segment where ugly is required. Ben tayga, Urus, Cullinan- this one actually seems slightly less ugly than those. 

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > WilliamsSW 03/20/2019 at 09:53

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So this is how the wealthy stand out. Ugly cars.

The notchback design doesn’t allow for much utility; you’d think MB would make it at least as functional as their G-class or GLS?

412GTI > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 09:53

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Extremely rich people and taste? Now that’s something I rarely see!

This is the perfect car for them!

WilliamsSW > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 09:55

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Functionality is for the poors

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > WilliamsSW 03/20/2019 at 10:19

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Clearly.

WilliamsSW > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 10:30

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Until you pointed it out, I hadn’t looked closely at it, and didn’t realize that it was a notchback.

I guess it’s the next step in the evolution from the BMW X6 and other fastback crossovers.

Eventually they’ll look like El Caminos but with no bed or trunk, just dead space in the back. And only 1 small door. On the passenger side. But they’ll weigh 9000 lb.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 10:34

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Design inspiration sometimes comes from the least expected places.

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 11:46

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Eh, no worse than the new Q8

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc 03/20/2019 at 12:26

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At least the Audi is recognizable as an SUV. This new Benz looks like it was designed by Dr Seuss.

arl > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/20/2019 at 14:48

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FUGLY would be an appropriate license plate. 

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > arl 03/20/2019 at 15:03

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I doubt the intended market is that self-aware.

LongbowMkII > WilliamsSW 03/20/2019 at 15:41

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Oh JFC me either. It’s a fancy X-90 now

WilliamsSW > LongbowMkII 03/20/2019 at 15:45

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Correction. It’s a $200,000 X-90.

People are crazy.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/21/2019 at 05:18

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chris bangle proteges?

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/21/2019 at 10:33

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Stevie Wonder S chool for the G ifted.